Large, hairy, white man inverts himself.
I did a headstand at yoga. It wasn't on my list of things to do but it's on my list of things to do again. I can understand why Ted thought it was remarkable. When I got my balance I couldn't believe how easy it was to hold, so of course I lost my balance. Belief is a funny thing. Having enjoyed it briefly the first time I did it again, and with my belief system sorted out I stayed there for a while the second time.
Things that didn't happen to me today include: having my income stop without warning; being told the wrong day for an appointment, which was booked under a wrong name; running out of petrol; and stubbing my toe. Unfortunately all these things did happen to Mr Flynn, and all before ten o'clock in the morning. I hope his day improves.