What I did on my Spring break.
by C. C. Thomas, aged 34¼.
I moved interstate and started a new job. Then I moved house, again. Then I changed jobs, again. Meanwhile, Dave and Fiona pledged their eternal troths to each other at the best wedding ever. (I cried.) Also: Alix, Michael, Natalie, Natasha, Leone, Leonie, Linda, Luke, Paul, Simon, Zibby and my mother; many happy returns of the day to you.
It has been nearly two weeks (and two birthdays) since I wrote that so I have decided not to report my Adventures in Wonderland. It is only holding up news from Through the Looking Glass. My experiences down the rabbit hole with Yoko Ono, Alyson Hannigan, Janice (the bass guitarist from The Electric Mayhem
) and the rest of the chums are relegated to undocumented reference material while I get on with current events.