Foive deys, me 'arties, fro' Frid'y to Toozd'y jus' pass'ed, was spent aboard the good ship Pirate House
w' Cap'n Emma at the helm. Tho' she were busy w' studyin' Chinee furra 'xam thar was plenny o' fun being 'ad by one 'n' both of us, says I. I dunno 'ow she fits it all in; I guesses tha'd be woiy she's a Cap'n.Back at the Muppet Show.
This morning I was working on Gonzo's next act, which has not got planning permission yet. I was not working on the huge crossover sketch "Pig Veterinarian's Space Hospital Dance", if I had been I might have had something to do. By the afternoon I had taken a job at the concession stalls instead.A second vast weekend.
Tomorrow the best girl in the world
arrives to join in the annual Eurovision Song Contest Mocking Day party with fancy dress and cocktails. Gosh I love her.