I like telly.Broken News is funny, for example: "That's the way it is with omens; we'll just have to wait and see.".
Backstage.The horror muppets are loitering around the green room with their one-page scripts and their fangs.
Pigs in Space are running through their lines in the dressing rooms while Beauregard hammers away in the workshop. Why is nobody rehearsing?