Adding water to acid.
Beaker had some jokes written on paper napkins which he wanted to turn into a sketch. I corrected the spelling, grammar and science for him and I was going to show him how to format a script but instead I gave him an old script to use as a template. I told him to type it out and give it to Kermit when it was done.
Later he came back with the old script stuffed with bits of paper napkin and asked if I could make it funny. Somehow, I managed to resist the urge to do all his work for him. Instead, I told him to type it out and give it to Kermit when it was done.
Now Kermit wants to know who knocked on his door and ran away leaving behind an old script stuffed with bits of paper napkin. (He doesn’t really want to know, he just wants them to stop because it’s a fire hazard.)Apropos The Muppet Show.
My timesheet for May is a desert of work. No public holidays, no leave, no respite. In June, Polly will come to visit, I will have a week off and so on. But in May... can we not and say we did?