Don't backchat me, I know curtains.

Thog is in charge of the stage curtains. One of the curtains was out of alignment and didn't reach the floor so the audience could see Annie Sue's feet when she was supposed to be disappeared by The Amazing Mumford last week. Rowlf had washed and rehung the curtains on the weekend. Thog asked Rowlf to find out how the curtain had become misaligned so it could be avoided in the future. Rowlf pointed out Mumford's act was during the week before he hung the curtains. Thog asked Rowlf to find out how the curtain had become misaligned. Rowlf said the curtain was no longer misaligned after he rehung it. Thog asked Rowlf how the curtain had become misaligned. Rowlf told Thog to do his own job. Thog asked me to find out how the curtain had become misaligned. Rowlf told me not to bother. I suspect it was a stuck pulley.

New series: LJ Chopper Bunch.

Chopper was meant to inspect the new* house after the first month but didn't show up. When I rang, Chopper said Revs was meant to do it and asked if I wanted to reschedule the inspection. I said, "It's your inspection, that's up to you.". Chopper explained it was regular procedure to inspect the property after the first month of tenancy (mistaking me for someone who did her job). She rescheduled the inspection for Tuesday. After nobody showed on Tuesday, Chopper called to say Revs would be around at half past nine the next day. Revs did show up this morning, late, did a quick lap and mentioned to Linda how things are crazy right now (mistaking her for someone who gives a shit).

The Doctor Who drinking game.

The rule: Take a drink when someone says "Doctor".

*Old house we moved to.  ¶ 17:19