Muppetspeak.Nearby cubicle asks, “Did you hear about the guy who was running around assaulting mothers by rubbing chili powder on their kids’ faces?”
Neighbouring cubicle replies, “Yeah. What kind of person does that sort of thing? You couldn’t call them a pædophile.”
Nearby cubicle says, “No. I would do it to teenagers in the [mall], but not babies.”