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Sam the Eagle is in charge of editing and publishing the schedule of rehearsals and performances, and the promotional season calendar, amongst other things. He has done the job for over a decade. Today he asked Scooter:
"Can you tell me, please, was 2008 a leap year?"
"And how do you know that?"
"It's divisible by four."
"It's divisible by four. With no remainder."
"So it would have 366 days, not 365."
"Okay, thank you."
How does he not know that?