On my vacation I:
- ceased to enjoy my current job;
- bought some dollies;
- watched a movie, or two;
- investigated income insurance;
- enrolled in an improvisation course;
amongst other things.
At work today my next script was reviewed. It was made up of nine tenths someone else's script with a single scene adapted from a second source. My main critic thoroughly dissected the stolen nine tenths and determined it to be worthy of guarded praise. He appeared ignorant of his status as original author and a victim of plagiarism. The other critics agreed with his assessment and after the review was made public my script was called a triumph by someone who hadn't read it. I resolved to seek new work.